Tuesday, April 2, 2013

landshark

I own a Land Shark.

Everyone knows that sharks are very intelligent, just sometimes not so 'bright'. Such is Ein. My landshark doubles as a vacuum, which is a blessing and a curse, but he is certainly a shark. My toes are not safe unless they are housed safely in shoes, but Eins' way of showing us love is nibbling and washing our feet with his mouth. I called him tiny Jesus last night for it while he was using my big toe as floss. R did not find it as funny as I did.

The satellites are fine-tuned to hear a crumb drop at a distance of roughly 135 feet.


 R and I share a love of corgis, and this is how Ein came to be ours. I feel like in a relationship, before you have children, you ought have pets. I still have my loving (and overweight) lab, but R and I really wanted to get our own. We bought him from a very nice gentleman in Corsicana, Texas, and he has been a joy and a headache ever since.

It is nice in the evenings however, to watch your television in between giant party hats, and it adds humor when he growls to protect us from animals on the TV. It's never a dull moment, that's for sure.

- E & K

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