E + K

A Southern girl who spends more time outside than in. Too old for her age. Enjoys reading the newspaper with coffee, wearing house slippers, and smoking hand carved pipes. Temperamental.

30 Pound fur machine with party hats for ears and chicken legs. One of several lights of K's life. Likes crumbs, walks, water, dirt, dead things, and poop. Also temperamental, and prone to throwing hissy fits when he has to go to bed early.